can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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