i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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