I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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