mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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