Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Girls should come with a carfax report
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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