A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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