so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
