So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i drank out of a bidet.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
