oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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