sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
pray to the hookup gods
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
