I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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