That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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