I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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