This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Buhtt sex?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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