Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
