We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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