Sacagawea was the original milf.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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