I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Vodka?
Forever.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
They have beer where we have blood.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
