hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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