About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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