Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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