She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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