ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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