shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Buhtt sex?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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