Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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