I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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