Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No more Irish car bombs ever.
bring money and cleavage
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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