Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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