Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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