Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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