Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
