Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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