idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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