Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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