Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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