We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
