We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
