We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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