My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize