Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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