She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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