Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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