Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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