OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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