I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
