He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
thus making me awesome and them whores
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Are we still banned from the library?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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