Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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