im gay
i know
yea but for you.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
His nipple licking is glorious
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