NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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