Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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