I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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