Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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