The brown eye won't let me do that either.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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