I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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