There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Bring me that man meat
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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